BE THE IRRITABLE ITALIAN BOY ==>

Name: Sylvester Esposito
Age: 15
Title: Druid of Time
Power: Earth/Time (globes)
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Land: Land of Bone and Dust (LOBAD)
Consort: Owl
Text Color: Green
chumHandle: fractalHyperdrive
Kind Abstrata: Riflekind
Fetch Modus: Skeet Shoot
Guardian: SIGNORE
Personality: Guardian; despondant, sleepless, irritable

Your name is SYLVESTER ESPOSITO. You are fifteen years old and live in CHICAGO, where it is USUALLY VERY DIRTY. You live with SIGNORE, who adopted you and is a VERY CLASSY ITALIAN GENTLEMAN and also a MOBSTER. You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include ACTION MOVIES, HUNNTING, and MACABRE LITERATURE. You also collect GUNS, which SIGNORE teaches you about when he takes you on his HUNTING TRIPS.
You are a PRETTY AVERAGE LOOKING GUY, which SIGNORE says is important for staying INCOGNITO. You have LONGISH BLACK HAIR, and your eyes are a kind of GOLDEN AMBER COLOR and are your most outstanding feature. You are also prone to having DARK CIRCLES under your eyes; this is because you are PLAGUED WITH NIGHTMARES and DON'T SLEEP MUCH. You keep mostly to yourself and are kind of IRRITABLE.
You and your VERY FEW FRIENDS play a game called SHUNT. You are the DRUID OF TIME, and can warp through time using your GLOBES. Your Land is the LAND OF BONES AND DUST (LOBAD) and its landscape is barren and covered with the SKELETONS of MYSTERIOUS GIANT CREATURES. The CONSORTS of your Land are MYSTERIOUS GREEN OWLS who like HUNTING.
Your chumHandle is fracktalHyperdrive, and you Tend to type in a rather stuffy matter. Your sentences are very abrupt.
Your FETCH MODUS is SKEET SHOOT.
Your KIND ABSTRATA is RIFELKIND.