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Name: Wendel Sweet
Age: 15
Title: Juror of Space
Power: Water/Space
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Land: Land of Frogs and Deluge (LOFAD)
Consort: Dragonflies
Text Color: Gray
chumHandle: paragonOlympiad
Kind Abstrata: Rodkind
Fetch Modus: Prayer
Guardian: SISTER (nun)
Personality: Rational; calm, emotionless

Your name is WENDEL SWEET. You are fifteen years old and you live in SEATTLE, where it TENDS TO RAIN A LOT. You live with SISTER who is a nun and a VERY GOOD PERSON, you know she'll go to HEAVEN. You don't have any INTERESTS except PRAYER and GOD, but you sometimes play VIDEO GAMES because SISTER thinks it's healthy for children to INDULGE IN FRIVOLITIES sometimes.
You are a VERY PLAIN BOY with BLONDE HAIR and STORMY GRAY EYES. You wear a lot of BLACK and always have a ROSARY with you. Besides SISTER, people tend to avoid you because you seem to have NO EMOTIONS AT ALL.
You and your VERY FEW FRIENDS play a game called SHUNT. You are the JUROR OF SPACE, and you can melt into the flowing fabric of spacetime like water. Your Land is the LAND OF FROGS AND DELUGE, and its landscape is very DAMP AND SWAMPY, and it RAINS ALMOST CONSTANTLY. The CONSORTS of your Land are NEUROTIC CERULEAN DRAGONFLIES who like PHILOSOPHY.
Your chumHandle is paragonOlympiad and you type in a very flat and uninteresting sort of way.
Your FETCH MODUS is PRAYER.
Your KIND ABSTRATA is RODKIND.