If I Fell (karkat/John)

**solarOrigins** Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:51 am

carcinoGenesist began trolling ectoBiologist

CG: FUCKASS
CG: YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID ITS A WONDER YOUR SPECIES SURVIVED
EB: you're so silly karkat
EB: not all humans are as goofy as me
EB: and I just act that way
CG: I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FUCKASS
EB: hehehehe
EB: i'm really sorry karkat!
EB: but i've already told you: i'm not a homosexual
EB: :(

ectoBiologist ceased pestering carcinoGenesist

Karkat glared at his computer screen in anger. How dare John just toss aside his deep confessions of blackest of black hatred without a second thought. He growled in frustration as his computer pinged at him to alert him someone was trying to troll him. "Fuck, what's Ampora fucking want."

caligulasAquarium began trollinf carcinoGenesist

CA: wwhat's up kar?
CG: OH GREAT
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCKASS?
CA: I wwas wwondering if I could borroww one of your romcoms
CA: I get lonely and thought it might help
CG: FUCK NO!
CG: I FUCKING HATE YOU WHY WOULD I LET YOU BORROW ONE OF MY FUCKING BABIES?!
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!
CA: you hate me, kar?
CG: I FUCKING HATE YOU WITH THE FIREY PASSION OF A FUCKING THOUSAND ALTERNIAN SUNS!
CA: really?
CA: you do??
CG: I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH THAT
CG: OH SHIT
CG: I DO HATE YOU
CG: OH CRAP I GOTTA GO CULL MYSELF

carcinoGenesist ceased trolling caligulasAquarium

Karkat stared at his screen in horror, but strangely didn't feel as repulsed as he should. Maybe he really was black for Eridan.

**Zeke** Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:18 am

On the other end of that spectrum, Eridan was staring at his husktop screen with the biggest, stupidest grin on his face. Kar hated him! Really, truly hated him! Oh glub, was he ever fucking excited. With a fanged grin he spun around in his chair to find the perfect weapon to carry with him, should he go to visit Karkat that night. Not a rifle, those were meant for long range. A wand, then. It would have to be a good one.

- - - - -

John was surprised when Karkat hadn't trolled him once in several days. Usually their conversations just degenerated into the troll spewing confessions of hatred at him (which still kind of confused him, but that was besides the point entirely), but he found that he missed the attention nonetheless.

- - ectoBiologist began pestering carcinoGeneticist - -
EB: hi Karkat!

**solarOrigins** Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:22 am

CG: OH
CG: ITS YOU
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
CG: I'M BUSY

**Zeke** Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:37 am

EB: you haven't talked to me in a while and i was just wondering whats up!
EB: what are you busy with Karkat?
EB: can i talk to you later?
EB: i kind of miss talking to you! i thought we were buddies, you know?

**solarOrigins** Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:48 am

CG: I'M BUSY WITH MY KISMESIS
CG: SO I THINK ITS BETTER IF WE DON'T TALK
CG: EVER
CG: AND WE WERE NEVER YOUR HUMAN 'BUDDIES'

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