Mountain of Love (Alpha Dave/John, Theta Dave/John)

You remember the one time you time traveled with Dave before. You liked the feeling of being so close to him. "Yeah sure!" you giggle. Dave's breath is tickling you a little bit and its kinda funny sitting like this since he's a bit taller than you, though you're wider in the shoulders. "I'd really like to meet alternate us if that's cool with you man"

Suddenly your lips are on his neck and you're wondering just what the fuck you think you're doing here. You've taken gay chicken pretty far with him before, but you've never actually kissed any part of him ever. Holy shit, he is going to flip the fuck out. Somehow, you keep talking, even though your brain is a confused mess. "Sure, bro. Anything you wanna do."

You jump a little, unsure of what to do for a minute before carefully pushing Dave up into a sitting position rather than pressed against you. "Dave, I'm not a homosexual. You know that"

"Dude," you say softly, leaning back in to wrap your arms around his neck, "homosexual is a sexual identity. If you don't identify with it, then you're not." You can't think of any better thing to say than what Theta John told you; actually, you wonder if he got that from Theta Dave through some sort of time shenanigans like this. "You can be whatever the fuck you want, Egderp. Don't let anybody label you."

You stiffen as Dave wrapped his arms around him again, his words swirling in your brain like alphabet soup. "Y-you really think so? Wh-what you said?" you ask, your voice shaky. It makes sense, 'don't be labeled', but can you like a boy without being homosexual? Was it really just an identity that you could choose whether or not to identify with?

"Theta John seemed to think so," you say gently, running your fingers through his hair. "I think the word he used was... 'demiromantic.' You wanna google it so you can see?" He's so tense and nervous, but he doesn't actually seem all that opposed to the idea. So... maybe they were right? Maybe this can work?

You worry your lip between your teeth before you hesitantly speak again. "D-dave, I need you to leave. I-I have things to do" you state quietly. "Norton won't be happy if he comes back and finds you here anyway."

You open you mouth and start to tell him that Norton can go fuck himself, and who cares what that douchebag thinks, but before the words can leave your mouth you realize what he's really trying to say. He wants you to leave because you've gone and fucked things up, freaked him out, and now he's not going to want to hang with you anymore.

You carefully get up from the chair and suddenly the Timetables are right there and you're just trying to keep your poker face in place so that he can't see how genuinely upset you are. "Yeah, sure bro. Whatever. I'll let you get your shit done, it's cool." You try to be nonchalant, but your chest feels tight and your stomach feels like a pit, and you highly doubt you're managing to look chill at all. "See you later, I guess, man." And then you're gone and you find yourself back outside Theta Dave's house, though you hadn't actually intended to go there.

It's daylight out, and you don't actually know where in their timeline you are, but you don't care. You storm right the fuck on in there and find them in the living room, talking on the couch. You have all these snarky, witty cutdowns that you want to say to get back at them for their misinformation, but all you can manage to choke out around the lump in your throat is "You lied to me!"

You sat up from where you were nestled on the couch with your lover, making plans for dinner, when you heard the angry accusation of Alpha Dave. Its easily been a few days since you last saw him and it takes a moment for what he's talking about to come back to you.

"He asked you to leave?" you ask softly, your tone understanding. "Baby, were you upset when I asked you to give me some time to think?" you ask your Dave, the one next to you on the couch.

Theta Dave gestures for you to come sit with them, and you snarl your lip at them, wordlessly refusing. He shakes his head sort of sadly. "I was devastated, John, baby. I thought you hated me for sure. I was so relieved when you asked me over the next day, I think I almost cried."

"...this... happened to you? You guys... went through this too?" you ask, feeling a little relieved, but not willing to get your hopes up.

You open your arms, gesturing for Dave to come to you. "Your John just needs to sort his thoughts and feelings. He's even worse with his emotions than you are because instead of hiding them where they're safe from harm, he proudly wears them on his sleeve where they're easily torn, snagged and mangled. He just needs a little time alone to sort through the mess and find what he needs"

Reluctantly you go to him, unable to resist the beckoning arms of an Egbert, even if this one doesn't belong to you. You let yourself settle into his arms with a sigh. "You really think that's all it is? I really do love him, and I have since pretty much when I met him, so I don't want to have fucked this up."

Theta Dave leans over and then his arms are around you, too. "You haven't fucked anythin' up, kiddo. Just give him time."

You press your lips to his temple softly. "Don't worry. He loves you just as much as you love him, you just need to let him realize it. And when he does, you'll be very surprised at how he'll show it." You share a small smile with your Dave before nuzzling Alpha Dave's hair. "That's what makes all this worth it"

Theta Dave forsees what's coming well before you do, and reaches over your shoulder to snatch your shades right off your face. Before you can ask him just what the fuck he thinks he's doing, you feel something warm and wet dripping down your cheek. Are you crying? A fucking Strider, crying? This is just shameful, but oh gog he's holding you and loving you and you know it's not your John, but the voice is the same, and he's just beautiful.

Your little sugar-coated heart just crumbles at those tears and you look over to your Dave for permission. When he gives you a slight nod, you tilt your face back down to Alpha Dave's and start murmuring reassurances to him, peppering his face with kisses until you find his mouth.

Even after all the kissing you've done with your Dave, you're far from an expert, still clumsy and just a little overeager. While you're distracting Alpha Dave, your hands are slowly roaming him, moving him gently back into your Dave's lap.

You shiver at his touch, your eyes sliding half-closed and, even though it's still not your John, you respond eagerly to his sweet, clumsy kisses. His hands and his lips are all over you and you just don't even want to think anymore; you just give yourself over to him completely and let him make everything better.

Suddenly you find yourself in Theta Dave's lap, with no idea how you got there, but his arms are around you and it's somehow really comforting though you would think that being hugged by yourself would be kind of disconcerting.

Your hands are trailing down Alpha Dave's chest now. You absently try and remember when your Dave was this thin, when he was younger and only just starting out on his own. Your hands find his pants and you're clumsily undoing the button and fly, slipping off the couch and onto your knees on the floor at the same time, leaving Alpha Dave's mouth for his hardened cock.

John (Theta John, not yours, you remind yourself) is trailing his hands down your body and you don't think you've ever felt anything better; and then he's tugging at the front of your pants and you're about to ask what the hell he's doing when suddenly your head is jerked back onto Theta Dave's shoulder and he's kissing you. Right about that time, John (Theta John!) puts his mouth on your cock, and it's just more than your mind can take right now. Your arms are suddenly wrapped around your Theta self's neck and you're moaning hotly into his mouth, unable to even try for coherent speech.

You wrap your lips around the head of Alpha Dave's cock and suck noisily, your cheeks hollowed slightly as you dip your head and take in more of him. Its almost like a game with you; you take in a little, let out a bit, take in some more, let out a little less, until your nose is being tickled by the soft blonde hairs that grow from that deliciously pale flesh. That's when the real fun begins and you suck and swallow around him, occasionally pulling all the way back to the head to start your little 'game' all over again.

Theta Dave holds you down when your body desperately tries to arch up, seeking more, more, fucking gog do you want more; you're not even aware of his hands at all. All you know is that there are two mouths on your body and you wish that they could just consume you completely. You've never been so aroused in your life.

You moan into Theta Dave's mouth and he slides his tongue over the roof of your mouth and oh jegus, that just goes straight to your cock. You didn't know kissing could feel this good. You can barely even control yourself in light of the sick, twisted, delicious games John (Theta!) is playing with you below the belt.

You moan softly, showing Alpha Dave that you can put those vibrations to good use as you suck. You have to use a hand to pin his hips down, afraid he'll choke you if he gets a chance to buck, and use the other to slip under where're you're working and knead at his balls. You're doing everything you know your Dave likes and just hope that there were the same enough that it worked.

You legs wrap around John's back as you moan helplessly into Theta Dave's mouth, and you're completely unable to control anything your body's doing anymore. Your mind is totally numb with pleasure. Theta Dave bites at your lips and runs his fingers all up and down your body, and all you can do is let out little moans and gasps of pleasure as they lave their ministrations on every sensitive part of your body.

You pull back to the tip again, ready for phase two. Your tongue strokes and teases the head before lapping at the slit, giving you the sharp taste of him before you tease the slit itself and slip the tip of your tongue in the small opening to lap lightly at his insides.

You let out a helpless little cry of pleasure and writhe in their grip, so close to your climax you can almost taste it. Theta Dave seems to realize this and steps up his game, his tongue all over every inch of your mouth and his hands up the front of your shirt teasing your nipples while Theta John does... whatever ridiculous black magic he's got going on down there.

You roll your tongue against Dave's insides, looking up at him and your Dave over the top of your glasses. You let his cock slide out of your mouth and you start mouthing down the underside of it, nipping carefully and sliding your tongue along all the sensitive parts. You moan, panting hotly.