Unspoken Attraction (Dave/Karkat)

"Tav was pretty pissed when I hesitated to cuddle him later." Bro admitted. "But it isn't your fault"

"It is definitely my fault. I shouldn't have flipped out on you guys like that." Dave sighed.

Bro shrugged in defeat. "I don't blame you though"

"Thanks." Dave smiled. "What're you watching, anyway?"

"Jackass" Bro replied

"You like Jackass?" Dave asked as he pulled himself up a bit, eyeing Bro with a smirk.

"I like watching idiots do stupid things" Bro replied

"You would," Dave chuckled, relaxing back against a pillow as he watched.

"And of course think about how much better I could do it given the opportunity."

Dave snorted. "Now you're thinking like a true idiot."

"Exactly" Bro chuckled

"You got a favorite?" Dave asked.

"Steeve-o" Bro nodded.

"Fair enough." Dave stretched out on the bed, resting a hand behind his head.

"He's a crazy fucker. Bam is just an asshole"

"Steve-o is nuts," Dave agreed, crossing his legs. "We could totally pull this shit off, though."

"Way better, and with less injury" Bro confirmed.

"It'd probably get boring to watch after a while. Just a couple of dudes successfully pulling off stunts," Dave chuckled.

"We'd have to have someone do them first and not succeed of course" Bro snorted

"I wonder if John or Jake would be up for the task." Dave grinned.

"Probably. From what Tav's told me about most of the trolls, some of them would probably be willing too"

"Like who?" Dave asked, stretching his arms over his head.

"Well, whoever Eridan is, he's an attention whore. Then there's Vriska. Nepeta. Maybe Equius." Bro shrugged

"Eridan... Holy shit, yes, I totally fucking forgot about that guy, he'd be perfect." Dave broke out into a wide grin. "I would pay good money to watch that asshole fall on his face."

"I'm sure many people would. Terezi probably would if we could come up with a valid argument on it"