Unspoken Attraction (Dave/Karkat)

"Now that would be a hit series," Dave hummed. "Speaking of trolls..." Dave scooted up a bit before continuing, "-or troll parts should I say. You've bottomed with Tavros, right?"

"Yeah. I bottomed a lot in the beginning. Why?" Bro asked. "Want to know how it works or something?"

"Sorta," Dave admitted. "I guess when I pictured giving up my sweet virgin ass to someone, for some reason, the phrase 'undulating alien cock' didn't come to mind. So, I'm curious about what it's like and what I should be prepared for. Walk me through a day in the life of getting plowed by a troll."

"Well, you'll have to help it in the first few times. Since their bulges aren't firm like a dick, they have a little trouble going in unless you're very stretched. I try and keep myself nice and loose so Tav and I don't have that problem anymore, but Karkat's bulge will probably need a helping hand for a while, especially since you're a virgin. It feels real weird at first, but its something you can get used to if they're good at what they do. Tav is definitely good at what he does."

"Is it better if they cum in or out?" Dave asked. "Like, is your colon going to burst if they finish inside you?"

"what doesn't fit will just leak back out anway. Its like getting an enima." Bro shrugged. "It depends on what you're into. Like, I don't mind if Tav finishes inside me, but that means clean up is going to be a bitch because I have to sit on the shitter forever and a half waiting for it to come back out. And he loves when I finish inside him and we use the bucket for what spills out."

Dave nodded. "So definitely out is what you're saying?"

"If you're not sure, then yes. Definitely out." Bro nodded.

"Thanks." Dave smirked. "I mean, for giving me a genuine answer. Can't see Mr. E delivering a speech like this without having a panic attack."

Bro laughed. "He probably wouldn't even know what to tell you"

"Or sex in general," Dave chuckled. "Penises go in vaginas. One vagina. After marriage. And only to make babies. That's pretty much how I see that conversation going."

"John wasn't conceived after marriage." Bro stated.

Dave snorted. "Oh, Mr. E, you dirty dog, you."

"I don't know if he told john or not" Bro shrugged.

"Yeah, I don't know much about John's mom," Dave admitted. "I mean, I don't know much about my own parents, so, seemed fair enough not to ask him about his."

"Rob doesn't like talking about her." Bro replied.

"Probably for the better." Dave scratched his nose. "Wanna get drunk tonight?"

"You're not legal to drink" Bro smirked.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were part of an after school special here. Quick, hide the meth lab and prostidudes." Dave cozied up to Bro's side. "Please, could you go out and get us some booze? If there was ever a time for a drink, I'd think it'd be after what we've gone through the last couple of days."

"It would be a real bad idea with the cops so interested in us right now. But I'll indulge you if you promise it'll only be at night before we go to bed"

"I promise to only get shit faced before bed time," Dave agreed. "Besides, we aren't going to court until the day after tomorrow. We'll be plenty sober by then."

"Alright. I'll get something for us"

Dave pat Bro on the shoulder. "Thanks, man."

Bro nodded. "Yeah, so long as you don't actually get shit faced. You're still too young for that"

"I can handle my liquor," Dave insisted.