Baby Please (multple pairings)

Dirk was still frowning as he followed Jake.

Jake closed the door behind Dirk. "What do you want then?" he asked once they were alone in his home.

"Sex."

"Well I don't want sex." Jake replied. "But I do want something more."

Dirk rolled his eyes. "Don't be such a fucking pussy Jake. You knew what this was when we first started fucking."

"Of course I did. And I agreed to it because I'm a bloody moron for you." Jake snapped. "I wanted so desperately to be close to you, that I was willing to stoop to this level even though I want to be in an actual relationship with you, because I am head-over-fucking-heels for you Dirk Strider, or at least I was. I can't keep doing this, especially not when your version of fucking is essentially love making. I can not keep doing this without being in a relationship, because this isn't just fucking to me Dirk."

Dirk rolled his eyes again. "You're such a fucking faggot Jake. Why are you being such a damn crybaby today? I let you fuck me and this is what I get in return? You're so fucking ungrateful."

Jake looked livid. He stood at his full height, glaring down at Dirk, dangerously quiet. "Get out of my house." he hissed.

Dirk glared back at him. "Fine. I don't need you anyway. You're the one that needs me. No one in their right mind would want sex with you, let alone a real relationship." He turned on his heel to walk out.

Something whizzed past Dirk's head to shatter against the door.

Dirk didn't wince or flinch. "Go fuck yourself Jake."

Jake picked up the lamp on the hall table. "That was your warning"

"I'm fucking leaving. Don't bother talking to me again. Ever."

Jake threw the lamp at the wall angrily.

"Stupid faggot." He slammed the front door behind himself.

Jake yelled angrily as soon as he was gone. He stormed up to his room and slammed that door too.

Jade was confused as she pulled into the driveway and saw Dirk storming away from the house.

Jake didn't even know Jade was home. He was too busy throwing shit around his room.

Jade went up to Jake's room and knocked on the door.

"What?!" Jake yelled through the wood.

"Jakob, what are you doing?"

"NOT SHOOTING THAT DAMN SELFISH BRAT LIKE I WANT TO" JAKE YELLED.

Jade sighed, entering his room. "Jakob, please calm down and tell me what happened."

"I BROKE IT OFF! LIKE I BLOODY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE BEGINNING!" Jake snapped. "I BROKE IT OFF, SAID I COULDN'T BLOODY WELL DO IT, AND HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL ME I'M BEING SELFISH BECAUSE I NEW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT FROM THE BEGINNING!"

Jade sighed again as she sat on his bed. "Are you going to be okay?"