Dickhead (Nepeta/John)

You've been trying all day to get someone to play with you, but even Equius is too busy today. Karkitty wouldn't even talk to you, because he was too busy talking to that John human boy. Ooooh, it makes you PAWSitively FURious to think about how much more of your Karkitty's attention that pink monkey gets than you do! Whats so GRReat about him, anyways? All he does is derp and mess things up fur everyone! You should tell him just how derpy and useless he is! As a matter of fact, you think you will do just that!

- - arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] - -
AC: >:(( <*AC glares at you menacingly from the shadows and sharpens her claws*
AC: >:(( <*AC says "you're so derpy and useless, AC doesn't know why her karkitty would waste his time with you!"
AC: >:(( <*she continues "AC thinks you are pawsitively infuriating!"

At least two hours of your free time has been spent looking through videos of pranks and clips from your favorite movies when you see someone is trying to talk to you on pesterchum. You click away from the Youtube page with the prank involving a man trying to pee on a plastic wrap covered toilet seat and onto the flashing tab. Your eyebrows raise when you see it is an oddly amusing death threat of some sort. It is oddly amusing because it is coming from the troll obsessed with cats and when you think cats, you think kittens, making you think about a kitten trying to appear menacing like this troll was trying to be.

EB: um, ok then?
EB: :/
EB: what makes you say that?

You are not sure why you asked that as you are fairly certain that the answer will probably be more mean and silly roleplaying things. Actually, that did sound kind of fun to watch, now that you thought about it.

Ugh! That stupid human! How dare he question you! He's not worth a second of your Karkitty's time, or yours for that matter! You should really just stop talking to him right now, but you feel that he needs to know just how far below your purrfect and wondfurful Karkitty he is, and then maybe he will be properly embarrassed by what a fool he's making of himself by imposing his stupid Earth friendship on your matesprit. Well... future matesprit, anyway.

AC: >:((< *AC circles around you, eyeing you as tasty prey*
AC: >:((< AC says "Because you're a stupid, fleshy pink monkey! Karkkitty deserves much better than you!"
AC: >:((< *AC growls menacingly*
AC: >:((< She says "You better stay away from my Karkitty, or you're gonna be sorry! I'll tear your fleshy butt to shreds with my claws! It won't even be a challenge, compared to the cholerbears I used to hunt on Alternia!"
AC: >:((< *AC flexes her claws and takes a warning swipe at you*